SHITTING ON MY LIFE

Sometimes people are jealous of how amazing I am. Skaters gonna skate and haters gonna hate.


Whores.

CHEATING

Charlie Sheen: Denise Richards

Bill Clinton: Duh (understandable though) 

Ethan Hawke: Uma Thurman (never even heard of this guy)

Jesse James: Sandra Bullock (wtf was he thinking)

Jude Law: Sienna Miller

Tiger Woods: Elin (it's okay though because he's an addict)

What do all these men have in common? None of them are gingers.

Tools.